My L'amore Went Down the Bidet!

At times I really amuse myself. Take the time when I was frantic about my LaPerla being eaten by the bidet. Long story short, I was staying with a dear friend in Milan who informed me that the other toilet looking thing in the bathroom was quite obsolete and used probably by women to wash out the delicates. -- why they didn't use the sink is anyone's guess -- but alone and bored one I decided to wash my beautiful LaPerla in the bidet - when in Milan...

As the panties soaked in some aromatic dish detergent (which may not be good for delicate?) I worked on the initial thoughts for L'amore -- in those days called Breathe. When I went to rinse out my essentials, I found that one was missing. Not good! I panicked! Do you know how much these little things cost?! After searching for what seemed liked forever -- I sat frustrated on the couch waiting for my host to come home to tell him that his utilities owed me some panties.

Here's the short of it. The LaPerla was not indeed sucked up by the bidet but rather misplaced after a long night. How embarrassing. The moral of this story? Mind your panties while they are washing in the bidet, sink, tub, wash bucket... you get my point. Never leave to soak for too long by themselves. Be sure to count your pieces before you put them in the water. Please do always hand wash your L'amore Intimo (of course I have to plug my company).

One day someone will be frantic about the misplacement of their L'amore, especially these that sit in front of me right now. The Pearl - June's Birthstone Thong - MAGNIFICISSIMO!

Dream Sweet